David Dassau

Only Idiots Start Podcasts: Getting Your Sh*T Together

I explained in my previous article that I was starting a tutorial series on getting up and running with your very own podcast. So here I am to deliver! In Part 1 of this series, I’ll be giving you some advice and guidance on the very early stages of your podcast development: The “Planning” phase. As I illustrated previously, I am definitely not the most authoritative figure on podcasting. However, I do feel like I’ve learned a lot of valuable lessons during our 3 year tenure, and would love to impart some potentially beneficial wisdom onto those of you considering starting your own show. So let’s get started!

When I started the Geek Garage, I was honestly scared shitless, for several reasons. However, the most terrifying was the idea that the podcast might fall flat, or just straight-up fail. I was OK with the idea of the podcast not working out for one reason or another, as long as I gave it the ole “College Try”, as they say. What I wasn’t OK with, was the podcast ending up like so many of my past endeavors and side-projects: Fizzling out due to lack of enthusiasm and hard work on my part. So from the get-go, I was absolutely determined to make this podcast work.

Before I bought any recording equipment, or jotted down episode ideas, I decided to ask myself a few very important questions. And these questions should definitely be ones you ask yourself as well!

  • What do you want to talk about?
  • How much of your time, energy, and money can you devote to your podcast?
  • Who is your target audience?
  • How often do you want to release new episodes/content?

Obviously this is not the definitive list of questions you should be asking yourself, in order to prep for your podcast. In fact, as time goes on, you’ll most likely find your list growing faster than you can answer the already existing questions! But that’s perfectly fine; you never want to hit a point where you’re not taking your podcast to “the next level”.

So, let’s get started with the first question, shall we?

What Do You Want To Talk About?

In my opinion, this is one of the most crucial questions you will answer before you hit record on your first episode. But don’t be afraid if you feel like you can’t answer it 100% to the best of your ability. When I started the Geek Garage, I asked myself this question, and my answer was relatively simple: I wanted to talk about nerdy/geeky shit with my best friends. It was already something that I enjoyed immensely, so why not introduce a microphone into the equation!

Now, I know that making sure you have a clear podcast idea in mind probably sounds like a “duh” kind of thing, but you might be surprised how difficult of a question it can be to answer. One of the most challenging aspects of answering this question is figuring out what your niche is going to be. Let’s say for example, you want to start a podcast where you talk about D&D, or maybe even play D&D with your friends and record your campaign(s). Right off the bat, you’re dealing with the issue of saturation, which is already a huge underlying problem with podcasts anyways. Everyone and their f’ing mother already has a D&D podcast. This in no way, shape, or form means that you can’t have your own. Even though there’s a billion podcasts out there, there’s always room for one more. So the name of your game is this: How are you going to make yours unique? What spin could you put on your show, to make it your own? And that should be the main part of this first question you focus on.

How Much Of Your Personal Resources Can You Dedicate To Your Podcast?

This is another very important question to initially ask yourself. It’s crucial for a lot of reasons (a few of them are quite obvious), but a big one is that you can treat your podcast like a little hobby, you can go HARD AF, or anywhere in between. One of the best ways to decide how much money, time, and energy you should throw at your podcast is to seriously ask yourself…how much can you throw at it. Or even, how much do you want to throw at it. When I was formulating my game plan for Geek Garage, my goal was to release new episodes on a weekly basis. Looking back, I practically laugh at 2017 David for his silly-ass ideas like this. I didn’t necessarily have my head in the clouds; I just had incredibly high hopes for my content schedule. Luckily I had a few friends, all of which were also content creators, that were able to pull me back down to reality.

At the risk of naming another “duh” moment, just like in the previous section, you want to make sure you stay within the confines of what works for you personally. This means determining how much money (if any) you have to spend, how much free time you and your co-hosts (if you have any) can dedicate, and the amount of energy (both physical and mental) you’ll have available. As I previously stated, due to the forgiving and flexible nature of podcasting, you can put as little or as much of your personal resources into your show. And while ultimately it is up to you to decide this, I definitely implore you to start on the lower end of the spectrum. Unless of course you by happenstance have all the time and money in the world to dedicate to your new venture. But I’m going to assume that that’s probably not the case for you 😉.

Once I get to the part of this series on recording gear, I will elaborate a bit more regarding the amount of money you can spend. Because just like the time and energy parts, podcasting can cost you as little or as much as you want!

Who Is Your Target Audience

Real talk: This was not a question I took seriously when I started my podcast. Granted, if someone asked me who my target audience was, I could definitely tell them. It’s just that my answer would not be considered appropriate by any kind of decent marketing standards 😂. I just figured that my target audience would be people that best resembled my friends and I. And honestly, that’s not a terrible place to start, but you definitely want to be more specific than that. Because when your amazing new podcast hits the internet, you’re going to share it on social media. Maybe you’ll even invest some of your hard-earned money on some paid Facebook and/or Instagram advertising. But none of that is going to do you any good, if you don’t have a clear idea of who will be listening to your show.

Here are a few audience attributes for you to consider, to at least get the ball rolling:

  • Age brackets (18+, kid friendly, millennials, etc.)
  • Gender(s)
  • Hobbies and interests

One interesting thing that happened with me and the Geek Garage is that I figured out who part of my target audience was after the podcast had been around for about a year. Sometimes I would spend a few hours analyzing our podcast download stats, which would help me get a really good idea of exactly who is listening to the show the most. And then with that knowledge, I was better able to understand who my target audience is, which then helps with future marketing. So just like the first two questions, knowing your target audience is something that you should have a decent idea of right off the bat, but understand that you will acquire new information along the way, so you can adjust accordingly.

How Often Will You Release New Content?

I know I spoke a little on this question/topic before in the first section, but I’d like to take a bit deeper dive into it. Starting out, you may not have a good idea of what’s doable in terms of a release schedule. A lot of us are adults with jobs, families, social lives, and other hobbies. So finding a schedule and sticking to it might prove to be one of the more complicated aspects of podcasting for you. If it’s any comfort, just know that you are definitely not the first/only one, and you certainly won’t be the last! However, if you can find a way to come up with a feasible release schedule for your episodes and other content, you will already have a leg up on other folks that go into podcasting less prepared (such as yours truly).

Having some kind of set schedule serves a few very important purposes, but I’m going to focus on two of my favorites.

The first benefit to having a schedule is for yourself, as well as your sanity. Some folks will try to look at having a release schedule as a negative, hindrance, or just general pain in the ass. And while there may be a little validity to those feelings, I try to look at it in a more positive light. When you release content regularly, you hold yourself accountable. Plain and simple. It also makes scheduling a heck of a lot easier on yourself. Starting out, you probably won’t have a ton of help with your show, and you’ll have even less help if you plan on going at this alone. So by avoiding the “fly by the seat of your pants” mentality, you’ll discover that going with a more structured approach yields quite a few benefits. You’re able to plan ahead, think of episode topics, and find and book guests. Trust me, if you take the time to map out this part of your podcast journey, you will 100% thank yourself down the road!

The second benefit (and probably my personal favorite) is for your audience. If you’ve listened our podcast recently, you’ve probably heard us talk about GalaxyCon, which happened back in November. It was our first major public appearance, so we weren’t sure what to expect. Like, at all. To the point where we were kind of terrified. But it turned out to be an amazing experience for us. One of the most important things to note is how much we learned by attending GalaxyCon. There was an abundance of valuable suggestions and advice we received from con-goers that stopped by our booth, but the most notable was how often we heard some version of “So how often do you guys release new episodes?”. By the end of the weekend, it was clear to us that our listeners absolutely thrive off of regularly released content. And it only makes sense, when you think about it. As we get older and fall into more of the adult mold, a lot of us find ourselves seeking comfort in some form of “regularity”. More real talk: Life moves and evolves rather quickly, so it’s nice to be able to have a few things to fall back on as consistencies in your personal life. So let’s say hypothetically you decide to release episodes every Monday, your podcast could potentially be the reason why someone has a great start to their work week! What a wild concept!

Anyways, if you’ve stuck around this long, it must mean I didn’t completely bore you to death. And I definitely hope that some (or all) of my advice was helpful to you in some way. Make sure you follow us on social media or subscribe to our mailing list (links in the header!), so you’re notified when part 2 of the Only Idiots Start Podcasts tutorial series is released! For Part 2 we’re going to get SUPER geeky, because I’ll be covering all of the technical aspects of making your podcast!

Ep. #45 – Snoochie Boochies & Chocolate Covered Prezels (feat. Jaren Prince)

The podcast welcomes Jaren Prince, a one-of-a-kind Silent Bob cosplayer, avid fan of Kevin Smith movies, and just an all-around good dude. Jaren, David, and Ted chat about Smith’s filmography, especially his most recent film “Jay and Silent Bob Reboot”. Jaren also talks about how he got into Silent Bob cosplay, attending comic conventions, and even meeting Kevin Smith himself!

Only Idiots Start Podcasts: A Mediocre Up-And-Running Guide

The world of podcasting is an interesting place, as you can imagine, for both producers and listeners alike. Since this audio medium is still relatively new, it’s constantly evolving, especially with it being a part of internet content. A big contribution to the evolution of podcasts has been its insane growth in popularity over the last several years. People love listening to podcasts because they’re available at any time, it’s better than radio, and it opens up the possibility for people to have long-form conversations without obnoxious interruptions. And if you’ve been thinking about starting your own podcast, it’s a great time for that as well. Between the costs of getting it off the ground and running, the ease of production, and the bounty of hosting providers, it’s never been easier and more streamlined to host a podcast.

However, there’s an important thing to note if you’re entertaining the idea of starting your own show: You should not confuse the ease of starting a podcast, with actually running and maintaining a podcast. There are a lot of things for you to think about and consider before you dive down the rabbit hole. Here are just a few:

  • How much time, money, and energy do you want to pour into this new hobby?
  • What do you want to talk about?
  • How are you going to make your podcast unique?
  • Who’s your target audience?
  • How often are you going to release new episodes?

I’m not going to lie, running a podcast requires a lot of hard work and dedication. It will 100% be a labor of love on your part. Unless you are someone famous, it’s going to take you a while to gain momentum and establish a listenership. I’m hoping that by now the title of this series makes sense to you, the reader. Because you kind of have to be an idiot to start one. But to be fair and clear, I’m not pointing fingers here or trying to be condescending; I too am an idiot. If you’re a regular listener of the Geek Garage Podcast, you already know this by now 😂.

With all that being said, if you are serious about starting your own show, I am here to walk you through your journey of conception, all the way to your podcast being live on the internet! One thing to note here is that I am definitely not the authority figure here. At the time of this article’s publication, my podcast has yet to generate a single cent of revenue, I have zero paid advertisers, and I don’t have a professional team of producers/editors/marketers behind me (we do have Patreon donors, though!). But what I do have are 3 years worth of podcasting experience (wherein I learned a TON of lessons, most of them the hard way), and a steady monthly growth of download numbers to back up my tutorial notes for you all!

You don’t need fancy equipment and a team of professional sound engineers to start your podcast. All you really need is a decent microphone, something to say, and a willingness to always be learning. So check back soon for the next chapter of my Only Idiots Start Podcasts tutorial series!

A note to the reader:

The idea behind this tutorial series was inspired by my good friend and marketing mentor Brianna Reed, who was our guest in Episode #43 – Open-Source Marketing. Brianna is an amazing, multi-faceted individual who constantly has her hands in multiple things, such as web design, digital marketing, and interactive media. If you’d like to learn more about her and the work that she does, please visit her website at NerdetteDesigns.com!

Ep. #44 – Fueling Self-Improvement Through Nerdom

The podcast welcomes Julian & Lydia Loomis, the founders, operators, and trainers of Everyday Superhero Training. During the episode, Julian breaks down his philosophy and perspective on how to use your passions (geeky, or otherwise) to be the best and healthiest version of yourself!

GG Goes To The Movies #16: The Irishman & 1917

We have an extra episode for you wonderful listeners this week! For the latest installment of Geek Garage Goes to the Movies, David and Ted discuss Martin Scorsese’s 2019 film “The Irishman” as well as Sam Mendes’ 2019 film “1917”. We’d like to throw out a spoiler alert, since we forgot to mention it during the episode. Also, make sure you tune in to the podcast next week, because we will finally be releasing part 2 of the Legacy of Super Mario Bros. episode!

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Ep. #43 – Open-Source Marketing (feat. Brianna Reed)

Listen up, content creators, this episode’s for you! Oftentimes it can be difficult to find reliable and up-to-date information on how to best market yourself, without breaking the bank on ridiculously expensive online courses. Which is why marketing professional Brianna Reed is joining us today, in hopes of helping us navigate the tricky waters of self-promotion and networking!

If you’d like to learn more about Brianna, her work, and her qualifications, please visit her portfolio site NerdetteDesigns.com!

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GG Goes To The Movies #15: Our 10 Favorite Movies of 2019

For our first “Goes to the Movies” episode of the new year, David and Ted chat about their 10 favorite movies of 2019, in addition to some honorable mentions. The Geek Garage main show will be back with a new episode next week!

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Goodbye 2019, Hello 2020

What is up, my fellow nerds? It’s your host here, David Dassau. In lieu of taking this week off from releasing episodes of the podcast, I thought it would be fun to reflect on everything that has transpired in 2019, in an attempt to ready ourselves for the roaring Twenties!

As I have mentioned several times by now during episodes of the podcast, in more ways than one, this year has by far been the craziest for the show.

Coming out of 2018, into the beginning of this year, the show was at an all-time low. Due to our shitty and sporadic episode release schedule, our download numbers were practically at rock bottom. Hell, we had better numbers back when I first started the podcast with the help of Andrew Knollenberg and Connor Miller. And that was basically with a zero following! At the risk of sounding like I’m making up excuses, there were so many things that were standing in my way of releasing consistent content for the podcast: No dedicated recording space, a stressful job that was sucking the life out of me, and several other personal issues that I will not bother you all with. Little did I know that several forms of help were on the horizon…

After the first few months of the year, I realized that something needed to change. Actually, several things needed to change. In February, my good friend (and now co-host!) Ted White came on as a guest to discuss the recently released Netflix film Velvet Buzzsaw, as well as a retrospective on Nightcrawler (also starring Jake Gyllenhaal). Ted and I had such a great time recording the episode that we soon started throwing around ideas on how he could be worked into the podcast on a regular basis. Since he is incredibly passionate about film, we eventually landed on the idea of creating a separate segment for the podcast called Geek Garage Goes to the Movies. Having this segment helped the show out in several ways. Most importantly, it gave me someone else to help share the load of handling the podcast. It also allowed us to release more content on a regular basis, which was what the podcast needed the most at the time.

Things were looking up for a month or two, and then May hit…

In May, right in the middle of selling my house and buying a new one, I was laid off from my job (fuck you still, Cushing Systems). This forced another short halt on podcast progress, since I had to dedicate every waking second to finding a new job. And to top everything off, we had to spend almost two months at my in-laws house, between our old house selling and our new one being built! Don’t get me wrong, I love my mother and father-in-law, and we would have been totally fucked if it wasn’t for their generosity. But two full families living under one roof is incredibly stressful, regardless of the relationship dynamics.

Eventually, things started coming together again. In late June, I finally found a new job, and soon therafter we were able to resume our plans to move into the new house. After moving in and getting settled, the podcast started to gain a LOT of momentum. We started to average about 3-4 episodes a month, which was something that had NEVER happened before in the history of the show.

If I had to pick a favorite and/or defining moment for the podcast this past year, it would hands-down have to be Ted and I attending GalaxyCon in Louisville, KY. We both went on for quite a bit about our experience at the convention during our recap episode, so I’ll keep this part brief. Ted and I had no idea what to expect from attending GalaxyCon, mainly because we were so new to public appearances. But holy shit, did we find out real quick how incredibly beneficial public appearances really are in this capacity. We had the chance to meet and connect with so many new friends and fans in Louisville that weekend, as well as meet a few folks that had already been listening to the podcast (which blew our fucking minds!).

The icing on our podcast cake (or should I say cheesecake? 😂) was our huge spike in download numbers from September to the end of December. Every subsequent month (especially after GalaxyCon) delivered more streams and downloads than the previous month. And man, do I feel fucking proud and blessed. There was a lot that was thrown at me this past year, and a lot of it could have been interpreted as subtle hints to throw in the towel for the podcast. But the show was something that I cared too much about. I had worked too hard on it, for too long, to just give up. And at the end of the day, regardless of how many downloads or listeners I had, I was still having a great time making the show. Which at its core, having a good time was the whole reason for starting the podcast anyways. All I wanted was an excuse to sit around with my best friends, and talk about nerdy shit that had brought us all together in the first place!

So here’s to you, my dear listeners and fans. Without you, this year would have sucked a lot harder than it did. To those that have been supporting the podcast since day one (you know who you are 😉 ), the ones that have recently started listening to the podcast, and everyone in between: You guys fucking rock. If I could buy you all ice cream, I would.

Thank you so much for a crazy, weird, fucked-up, incredible, fantastic 2019. We cannot wait to share 2020 with you all! And as always, be kind, stay geeky, and eat lots of cheesecake.

EP. #42 – Anticipating 2020

For our final episode of 2019, David and Ted chat about all the awesome things to come next year in 2020. Make sure to tune in to hear what we have in store, and we will see y’all on the other side!

Ep. #41 – The Legacy of Mario: Super Mario Bros Pt. 1 (feat. Chase Hartsook)

The podcast welcomes back Chase Hartsook (Ep. #35 The Glory of Video Game Collecting)! For part 1 of our series on Super Mario Brothers, David and Chase do a deep dive into the origins and evolution of all the 2D Mario platformers, leading all the way up to Super Mario 64. Part 2, which will contain all of the 3D games, will be released after the new year!